>>40092459
My ideal relationship is sexless. But most (+95%) of the population want to have sex and I'm not gonna do some retarded open relationship and be a cuck so I'll dick down my faggot bf or bitchy gf.
>but you offered sex
Yeah, I say I'm asexual but offer up some raunchy fuck because you timid cunts are too scared to ask. Its a labor of love. Also I will not cum during sex but if it hurts your fragile ego I'll larp and say I did bust a nut.
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