I was thinking of taking up another shitty trend, basically. It’s a bad idea but I had these ideas before they became trends (passport bro, van life) so call me a trend setter. It’s almost like it’s a program for the kids whose parents run the world. I could tell you now, I would not want to even speak to another soul who follows these trends. Imagine the kind of brainwashed millennial who takes up living in a van. I really don’t want to pay rent anymore. Even still, I’m too depressed to live alone.