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6/15/2025, 12:36:06 PM
>be me
>have episodes of blindness
>go to eye hospital
>we'll laser it
>doctor drops lens that's part of the laser on the floor
>wipes it on shirt, then puts it in the laser
>transferred to general hospital for sleepover
>take some basic tests like blood pressure
>oh by the way, what do you do for a living?
>insert [shit job]
later:
>tests show you're fine, nothing wrong, we're sending you home *smile*
>but...
>call if you get headaches *smile*
welcome to your socialist utopia where everyone is equal
>have episodes of blindness
>go to eye hospital
>we'll laser it
>doctor drops lens that's part of the laser on the floor
>wipes it on shirt, then puts it in the laser
>transferred to general hospital for sleepover
>take some basic tests like blood pressure
>oh by the way, what do you do for a living?
>insert [shit job]
later:
>tests show you're fine, nothing wrong, we're sending you home *smile*
>but...
>call if you get headaches *smile*
welcome to your socialist utopia where everyone is equal
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