The US Army celebrated its 250th Anniversary yesterday.
By cosmic coincidence, it was also Trump's birthday.
Today, the catalog is littered with seething yurofags, flaggots, and shills because it wasn't a perfectly coordinated parade.

Reminder to yuropoors: Your armies are for decoration. All they do is march, drill, and parade.
The US Army is there to save your asses when your armies fall apart.

In the meantime, I'll continue enjoying your endless seething... it's the most exquisite of elixirs.