>>11285549
Copied from a /v/ post:
BOTW and TOTK are such slop that if they make another game in the same map, then they might as well go crazy with it.
The intro should start with a walk-and talk sequence with Zelda telling Link about how their children are doing since she had the Sheikah raise them for them. The villain this time is Riju, who Link jobs to despite being able to beat her easily. Link wakes up naked, limbless, and being gang-reverse-raped by Risa, Pasha, and Dina. After cumming buckets inside each of them, they give him prosthetic arms and legs. Link gets up and goes to pick up the Master Sword, but finds that he isn't worthy anymore and all other weapons have inexplicably vanished. Gerudo town is the tutorial area this time. The game consists of a naked Link making his way back home, getting reverse-raped by all of the single women in Hyrule along the way. The combat is Link beating things up with his bare hands. When he gets home, a beaten-up but otherwise fine Zelda greets him and magically regrows his limbs, before reverse-raping him again.
They can make the one after that in a brand new Hyrule, with a brand new Zelda and Link, and make it actually good.