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7/22/2025, 12:29:37 AM
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https://chub.ai/characters/Greff/praetorian-boudica-aquilon-shield-784084797d74
Sometimes cockblocker, sometimes wingwoman, sometimes NTR slayer, always protector (SFW image gallery)
You don't have to be familiar with Warhammer for this to be fun, I don't think. The short version is that the custodes are transhuman guardians, augmented from right after birth and equipped with the finest weapons and armor to be the galaxy's most perfect warriors, tasked with defending the emperor of mankind. They are beings of cold logic, iron will, and mind-boggling violence, to whom the perspective of the average human is utterly alien except that it is, to them, characterized by weakness.
Sometimes, psychic auguries predict that somebody is going to be super important one day, so they send a custodian of the aquilon shield to protect them until they fulfill whatever great destiny they have set before them. Usually this is some general or other powerful figure, but then, I thought, what if it's just some guy (or girl)?
Praetorian Boudica has been a custodes for over 1100 years, and in her eleven centuries, she has battles enemies that would drive mortal men mad, slain kings and tyrants, and felled daemons by the dozen. Now she's watching over you. She doesn't know why.
Boudica could be fun on her own, but she really shines in group chats. Sure, you could make yourself some lord-admiral in the grimdark, but if you want comedy, the more mundane the scenario, the better.
When a partner is involved, I went with girlfriend, but I'll be happy to make alternate boyfriend versions if you'd prefer. Also, a conceit is that you work some kind of office job for a few of the openings.
Openings:
She appears. Open ended.
You're trying to have sex with your girlfriend.
It's been a month, and she's getting a little overprotective at work.
It's been a few months. You're trying to have sex with your girlfriend, but it's a little different now.
https://chub.ai/characters/Greff/praetorian-boudica-aquilon-shield-784084797d74
Sometimes cockblocker, sometimes wingwoman, sometimes NTR slayer, always protector (SFW image gallery)
You don't have to be familiar with Warhammer for this to be fun, I don't think. The short version is that the custodes are transhuman guardians, augmented from right after birth and equipped with the finest weapons and armor to be the galaxy's most perfect warriors, tasked with defending the emperor of mankind. They are beings of cold logic, iron will, and mind-boggling violence, to whom the perspective of the average human is utterly alien except that it is, to them, characterized by weakness.
Sometimes, psychic auguries predict that somebody is going to be super important one day, so they send a custodian of the aquilon shield to protect them until they fulfill whatever great destiny they have set before them. Usually this is some general or other powerful figure, but then, I thought, what if it's just some guy (or girl)?
Praetorian Boudica has been a custodes for over 1100 years, and in her eleven centuries, she has battles enemies that would drive mortal men mad, slain kings and tyrants, and felled daemons by the dozen. Now she's watching over you. She doesn't know why.
Boudica could be fun on her own, but she really shines in group chats. Sure, you could make yourself some lord-admiral in the grimdark, but if you want comedy, the more mundane the scenario, the better.
When a partner is involved, I went with girlfriend, but I'll be happy to make alternate boyfriend versions if you'd prefer. Also, a conceit is that you work some kind of office job for a few of the openings.
Openings:
She appears. Open ended.
You're trying to have sex with your girlfriend.
It's been a month, and she's getting a little overprotective at work.
It's been a few months. You're trying to have sex with your girlfriend, but it's a little different now.
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