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>jaw drops
>eyes pop out of head
>tongue rolls out
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA
AWOOGA AWOOGA
WOAH MAMA
HUBBA HUBBA
MRRREE-OW
I DO DECLARE!
ME LIKEY!
>bashes mallet over head in total disbelief
AO-AO-AWOOOOO
EE-OO EE-OO
SMMMMMMMOKIN'
VROOM VROOM
HOLY MACKERAL!
>head transforms into train whistle
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
CHOOO CHOOOO
HONKA HONKA
I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR
HEE-AW HEE-AW
SOCK IT TO ME!
>frantically taps foot against the floor
OOHHH BABY THAT'S WHAT I LIKE
DOOOOON'T YOU BELIEVE IT
>heart thumps out of chest
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA
>takes a dramatically deep breath
AWOOOOOOOOOOOO
>heart gives out, paramedics drag me away
ABIDI-ABIDI-ABIDI-- THAT'S ALL FOLKS!