>>508644389
>It's the sun doing a big fart.
in ancient times, ca. 7000 years ago, saturn was the earths sun.
it was later captured by the present sun and its system, basically to the ancient egyptians saturn was the sun, thats also why Ra's described motions do not match what we see in the sky today. same thing applies to all kinds of cultures all around the world who talk about 2 suns, like babylonians or even abos in australia.
>The weird squiggly characters
the squatter man was a massive plasma jet that stretched from the earths north pole towards the saturnian south pole.
it produced all kinds of funky shapes (the swastika too).