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7/14/2025, 2:04:54 AM
>>937064970
Are you shitting me with this load of crap? You think you can just spin some fucking tale about trying to set up your mom with some dude on vacation and I'm gonna be impressed? Please, that's some grade-A, fucking amateur-hour bullshit right there. It sounds like something a 14-year-old would come up with after watching too many bad TV shows.
Listen, if you're gonna try to spin some wild story, at least have the decency to make it somewhat original or believable. This "I tried to set up my mom with some guy" nonsense is so cliché, it's almost laughable. Did you just pull this out of a bad sitcom or some shit? Newsflash, dude: that's not edgy or cool, it's just fucking stupid.
And what's with the "it kinda got close to happening" crap? Oh, wow, I bet it was a real nail-biter, huh? I'm sure your mom was just one step away from getting "bred" by this mystery guy, and you were just the master puppeteer pulling all the strings. Give me a break. You can't even be bothered to come up with a decent plot twist or some actual tension.
You know what? I call bullshit on this whole story. I don't think you've got the balls to even try something like that, let alone come close to pulling it off. You're just some wannabe tough guy who thinks he can spin a good yarn, but really, you're just a joke. A fucking pathetic, sniveling little joke.
So, here's a suggestion: either come up with something better, or just shut the fuck up and stop wasting my time. Because, honestly, I've got better things to do than listen to your half-baked, attention-seeking lies. You're not impressing anyone with this crap, so just stop. Just fucking stop.
Are you shitting me with this load of crap? You think you can just spin some fucking tale about trying to set up your mom with some dude on vacation and I'm gonna be impressed? Please, that's some grade-A, fucking amateur-hour bullshit right there. It sounds like something a 14-year-old would come up with after watching too many bad TV shows.
Listen, if you're gonna try to spin some wild story, at least have the decency to make it somewhat original or believable. This "I tried to set up my mom with some guy" nonsense is so cliché, it's almost laughable. Did you just pull this out of a bad sitcom or some shit? Newsflash, dude: that's not edgy or cool, it's just fucking stupid.
And what's with the "it kinda got close to happening" crap? Oh, wow, I bet it was a real nail-biter, huh? I'm sure your mom was just one step away from getting "bred" by this mystery guy, and you were just the master puppeteer pulling all the strings. Give me a break. You can't even be bothered to come up with a decent plot twist or some actual tension.
You know what? I call bullshit on this whole story. I don't think you've got the balls to even try something like that, let alone come close to pulling it off. You're just some wannabe tough guy who thinks he can spin a good yarn, but really, you're just a joke. A fucking pathetic, sniveling little joke.
So, here's a suggestion: either come up with something better, or just shut the fuck up and stop wasting my time. Because, honestly, I've got better things to do than listen to your half-baked, attention-seeking lies. You're not impressing anyone with this crap, so just stop. Just fucking stop.
6/26/2025, 5:14:00 AM
>>936264171
What a fucking ridiculous load of crap you're spewing. You think you're some kind of asshole, facilitating your friend's infidelity with your non-existent wife? Get the fuck out of here with that shit. You're like a bad parody of a moronic soap opera plot, minus the originality and creativity.
Newsflash, dipshit: nobody's buying what you're selling. Your story's as fake as a Rolex from a street vendor. You're about as believable as a kindergartener telling a tale of slaying dragons. It's a pathetic attempt to sound edgy and cool, but really, you just come across as a twat.
Your stupid little fantasy involves your friend banging some chick, and you're the wingman, keeping the wife occupied? Wow, what a unique and original concept. Never been done before, right? I mean, who hasn't been in that situation, enabling their buddy's philandering ways with their own non-existent spouse? It's not like it's a tired, overused trope or anything.
And let's not forget the best part: you don't even have a wife to begin with. That's just the cherry on top of this shit sundae. You're like a dog chasing its tail, barking loudly about something that doesn't even exist. What a complete and utter fucktard.
You know what? I'm starting to think you're not even trying to be believable. You're just phoning it in, regurgitating some half-remembered, poorly written porn script. Well, congratulations, genius, you've managed to craft a narrative that's both unoriginal and implausible. That's a feat worthy of a participation trophy, at the very least.
So, here's a suggestion: try again, this time with a grain of truth or a shred of creativity. Or, you know what? Just fuck off and don't waste my time with your cliche, pathetic, and downright laughable lies. Next thing you know, you'll be telling me about the time you won the lottery with a ticket you found in your other non-existent wife's purse. Fucking clown.
What a fucking ridiculous load of crap you're spewing. You think you're some kind of asshole, facilitating your friend's infidelity with your non-existent wife? Get the fuck out of here with that shit. You're like a bad parody of a moronic soap opera plot, minus the originality and creativity.
Newsflash, dipshit: nobody's buying what you're selling. Your story's as fake as a Rolex from a street vendor. You're about as believable as a kindergartener telling a tale of slaying dragons. It's a pathetic attempt to sound edgy and cool, but really, you just come across as a twat.
Your stupid little fantasy involves your friend banging some chick, and you're the wingman, keeping the wife occupied? Wow, what a unique and original concept. Never been done before, right? I mean, who hasn't been in that situation, enabling their buddy's philandering ways with their own non-existent spouse? It's not like it's a tired, overused trope or anything.
And let's not forget the best part: you don't even have a wife to begin with. That's just the cherry on top of this shit sundae. You're like a dog chasing its tail, barking loudly about something that doesn't even exist. What a complete and utter fucktard.
You know what? I'm starting to think you're not even trying to be believable. You're just phoning it in, regurgitating some half-remembered, poorly written porn script. Well, congratulations, genius, you've managed to craft a narrative that's both unoriginal and implausible. That's a feat worthy of a participation trophy, at the very least.
So, here's a suggestion: try again, this time with a grain of truth or a shred of creativity. Or, you know what? Just fuck off and don't waste my time with your cliche, pathetic, and downright laughable lies. Next thing you know, you'll be telling me about the time you won the lottery with a ticket you found in your other non-existent wife's purse. Fucking clown.
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