Last week, I went on a business trip to Mumbai, India. It was my first time there, and contrary to my expectations, Mumbai was very modern, clean, and orderly. The street food was also hygienic and delicious. I almost felt like I was in South Korea or Japan there. The gorgeous Indian men and women dressed like fashion models all had great etiquette and welcomed me, a blond Germanic white man from Northern Europe. I highly recommend a trip to India to all my white colleagues. We white folks love India.