5 - Wake up
5:15 - Take a shit
5:30 - Get out of bed
5:31 - Beat the shit out of chi-chi. Wash hands in sink. Wash face in toilet.
5:32 - Stretch, Walk to gotens room
5:33 - Rip MASSIVE shart in crack of his door after opening it. Close and lock it from outside. Hopefully he dies
5:34 - Laugh
5:41 - Make breakfast
7:00 - Couldnt make breakfast
7:01 - Beat chi-chi until she makes breakfast
7:02 - Shes making breakfast!, waku waku!
7:10 - Need to shart again
7:11 - On toilet, open instagram
7:12 - Rip a fat shart, Take a picture
7:13 - Send it to bejita
7:14 - Go to kitchen, Deepthroat breakfast then beat chi-chi almost to death for an hour

And THAT'S just my MORNING routine!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 - Wake up
5:15 - Take a shit
5:30 - Get out of bed
5:31 - Beat the shit out of chi-chi. Wash hands in sink. Wash face in toilet.
5:32 - Stretch, Walk to gotens room
5:33 - Rip MASSIVE shart in crack of his door after opening it. Close and lock it from outside. Hopefully he dies
5:34 - Laugh
5:41 - Make breakfast
7:00 - Couldnt make breakfast
7:01 - Beat chi-chi until she makes breakfast
7:02 - Shes making breakfast!, waku waku!
7:10 - Need to shart again
7:11 - On toilet, open instagram
7:12 - Rip a fat shart, Take a picture
7:13 - Send it to bejita and sharterman
7:14 - Go to kitchen, Deepthroat breakfast then beat chi-chi almost to death for an hour


And THAT'S just my MORNING routine!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to fucking choke this hag and watch the life fade from her eyes

Goku according to SENILEyama

5 - Wake up
5:15 - Take a shit
5:30 - Get out of bed
5:31 - Beat the shit out of chi-chi. Wash hands in sink. Wash face in toilet.
5:32 - Stretch, Walk to gotens room
5:33 - Rip MASSIVE shart in crack of his door after opening it. Close and lock it from outside. Hopefully he dies
5:34 - Laugh
5:41 - Make breakfast
7:00 - Couldnt make breakfast
7:01 - Beat chi-chi until she makes breakfast
7:02 - Shes making breakfast!, waku waku!
7:10 - Need to shart again
7:11 - On toilet, open instagram
7:12 - Rip a fat shart, Take a picture
7:13 - Send it to bejita
7:14 - Go to kitchen, Deepthroat breakfast then beat chi-chi almost to death for an hour


And THAT'S just my MORNING routine!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 - Wake up
5:15 - Take a shit
5:30 - Get out of bed
5:31 - Beat the shit out of chi-chi. Wash hands in sink. Wash face in toilet.
5:32 - Stretch, Walk to gotens room
5:33 - Rip MASSIVE shart in crack of his door after opening it. Close and lock it from outside. Hopefully he dies
5:34 - Laugh
5:41 - Make breakfast
7:00 - Couldnt make breakfast
7:01 - Beat chi-chi until she makes breakfast
7:02 - Shes making breakfast!, waku waku!
7:10 - Need to shart again
7:11 - On toilet, open instagram
7:12 - Rip a fat shart, Take a picture
7:13 - Send it to bejita
7:14 - Go to kitchen, Deepthroat breakfast then beat chi-chi almost to death for an hour


And THAT'S just my MORNING routine!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uhh.. yeah ..
Beating my wife..
Choking the shi out that bish
I beat the fuck out that bish
Uhh.....
Fuck dat bitch

Do my laundry
Fuck dem kids
Touch me I'll kill you
Send bejita to kiss you
Uhh..yeah...

! I JUST GOT ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS BEJITA! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
>ALMIGHTY DRAGON, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME BEJITA'S NUGGET BABY!
>AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO!
>DRAGON! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE BEJITA-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER! HE HEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BE.
>ALRIGHT DRAGON, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN BEJITA'S ASS AND THEN GET PORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM BEJITA'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE CHICHI BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL SHENRON!
>WOW BE. GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE BEJITA! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SA ELOBS WEB! HAHAHAHA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE SAIYAN BANQUET! BON APPETITE BEJITA!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW CHICHI AND MY KIDS ARE BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE THEIR MOMMY! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD BEJITA! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BE
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!
>THE STENCH OF FISH IS JUST AMAZING! >WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW. MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!
>FART ON ME BEJITA, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT... ALITTLE NUGGET OF BEJITA'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST SAIYAN EVER! MHMMFH MA AWW MAN!

>>279989030
We'll see, bitch.

>>279891573
Shut the fuck up you harlequin baby. That elfbitch avatarfag does nothing but doompost and complain and never contributes to the halls. No funnyposts, no shitposts, no copypasta, no OC, nothing. They're as bad as the cellfag avatar fag and the gogetafag avatarfag (JANNIES)

I participate in Power Slap competitions, and I imagine every single one of my opponents is Chi-Chi.

>>279846532
stfu before I choke the life out of you

>>279792912
EXCUSE YOU? I WILL BUTTFUCK YOU, FREEZYPOP. JUST LET ME PUT CHI-CHI DOWN AND YOU'RE NEXT.

>>279727447
Shut up BITCH!!!!!

Godku
>me
Streamcord
>chi-chi
Do the math.