>>531899324
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You will never be a whale.

You lurk the Honkai: Star Rail general on /vg/ every day and tell yourself that Gallagher is "underrated" and "actually cracked", but you know deep down he's just a consolation prize. You thank Hoyoverse for throwing you a pity 4-star like a dog getting scraps, and you pretend you're "just playing smart" while others flex quad 5-star teams with eidolons and signature light cones.

You cry into your daily simulated universe runs every night, and post copes on the general about how "Gallagher clears MoC just fine", as if that makes you equal to a Lingsha, Luocha, Huohuo or Hyacine haver. Every waking moment is a reminder that you don't have the jade, the luck, or the dignity to roll for someone actually good.

You tell yourself you're "F2P and proud", but we all know the truth - you rerolled for Firefly in her launch week and haven’t seen a 5-star you wanted since. You craft relics with no speed substats. You pretend Gallagher's SP positivity is "game-changing." You run him with units who don't even need healing.

Gallagher will never make you feel whole. He's a bandage over the wound that is your account. You will log in tomorrow and do it all again - the dailies, the events, the stingy 60 jades - and deep down, you know:

You are not him. You will never be him.
Gallagher is not a strategy. Gallagher is your punishment.