https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vthDaPd--ak

Long ago in an ancient land, I, /BALK/u, the persona shifting master of depersonalization, unleashed an unspeakable evil. The foolish byurmistani LARPer wielding a magic bait stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final (You) was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where Bulgarian evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is /BALK/u