>>22940488
>Car camp
No, take the real Chad camping method.
Motorcycle camping, get a proper ADV bike, now a fucking BMW, hit trails, go deep, set up camping spot.
99% of the problems you mentioned are easy to deal with
Proper tent keeps snakes and spiders and cridders our with out issues.
Ticks is a case of pick better spots
Bears you can set up a parameter wire if you are that worried, have a wire set up and rigged to a shotgun blank round that if they trigger BAM will scare the piss outta it. also just carry a gun you potato