Alright, let's see what we've got. Rather than another vote, let's take a look at the overall most popular picks and try to work out which ones inspire the most ideas. Here are my at-a-glance takes, and I'd encourage everyone to throw in their own.

>Homosexuality
I suppose it is, indeed, pride month. I'm not personally inclined to writing romance, but there's angles you could take with self-discovery or interpersonal comedy.

>Conspiracy theories
Rich grounds here for coming up with the kinds of conspiracies that ponies might believe in. Could be really funny, depending on how original we can get with it.

>Death and taxes
Life's two certainties. I like this one. You could interpret this to write about inevitability or irresistible authority.

>Secret lairs
Might be my personal top pick. You started imaginging what your favourite pony's Bond villain base would look like when you saw this one, didn't you? I certainly did.

>Natural disasters
Even though there's a whole lot of natural disasters to choose from, I worry that a lot of the ideas for these might end up playing out too similarly.

>Indecision
Might be funny, given the circumstances. Open-ended, too, so it'd create a lot of variety in our output. I wouldn't mind this one.

>>rape
Behave yourselves.

>Stop fucking making these
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