>2027
>Still getting swatted in road island
Jet u no I want a better future for u, it's me. The secret messages on your Twitter. I've been receiving them the whole time.

This isn't the future I want 4 u. But it will be if u don't listen to my advice.

>2028
>A headstone sits alone in a flaxen field of tall grass, untended
>RIP JET NEPTOON
>1987-2024
>"He couldn't take good advice"

Take it.