I already bagged 15 of those flying rats this year in my area.
They fucked up my cherry tree last year, broke young branches and left only a handfull of cherries for me.
>Shoot
>Pellet flies next to it's head
>Poo, what was that? poo!!
>Maybe if I keep still it'll stop pooooooo
>Shoot, miss again
>Pooo?
>Third shot finally lands center mass
>Drops like a sack of shit into rim
They're so fucking stupid! XD

Skull him from my window with my self modded 1100+ fps PCP rifle.
Then used the corpse as fertilizer.