>HARRY J. POTTER THE SECOND, APPARATE YOUR SORRY BUMHOLE HERE AT THIS VERY INSTANT OR I'M HAVING YOU AND ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS EXPELLED FROM THE WORLD OF THE LIVING.
>WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, YOU TALENTLESS BRAT? YOU CLOWN, YOU USELESS BABOON, YOU'RE LIKE A MONKEY WITH AN AK47.
>THERE YOU ARE. STUPID BUGGER. CRUCIO!! CRUCIO!!!! YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU???
>THIS IS FOR THE TREE YOU MAULED LAST YEAR! CRUCIO!!! AND THIS IS FOR RAPING CHING CHONG'S FERTILE PUSSY! SEPTUM SEMPRA!! YOU FAGGY EGOTISTICAL RAT!!
>DID YOU THINK I WOULDN'T NOTICE YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?? GENITALUM MUTILATUS!!! HOW DOES IT FEEL?? DO YOU WANT TO CRY? PISS YOUR PANTS MAYBE???
>NO, HARRY, YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY!!!! IMPERIUS!!! BEG FOR MERCY, YOU UNIMPORTANT SHITSTAIN!!
>BEG AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF, POTTER!!! HOW COME YOUR NAME ENDED UP IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?? DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET!?? DID YOU?!??!
>I HAVE THE MINISTRY DIGGING SO FAR UP MY ASS THEY ARE STARTING TO FIND OIL
>THIS IS FOR ALL THE FUCKING HEADACHES YOU BRING, YOU RICE-LOVER!! CRUCIO!!! AND ALL THE FUCKING PAPERWORK, MY GOD.
>YOU THINK IT'S EASY TO EXPLAIN TO THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC WHY A 12 YEAR OLD COULD OUT-SMART MY MAGICAL DEFENSES FOR THE PIECE OF SHIT MAGIC STONE?? I HAD TO PASS THREE DIFFERENT SECURITY AUDITS BECAUSE OF YOU! CRUCIO!!!
>AND NOW YOUR NAME IS IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?? WHAT A SICK JOKE, BUT OF COURSE! OF COURSE OUR PRECIOUS HARRY PO-PO-POTTER HAD TO BE THE GUY!! YOU JUST HAD TO BE THE GUY DIDN'T YOU?!?!?! THE ONE, THE ONLY... MOTHERFUCKING... HARRY... POTTER...
>AGHH
>AVADA KEDABRA!!!!
*Dumbledore said calmly, as potter's mutilated body stretched its legs to fall dead for the last time.*