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>but evidently I failed at that
As with many things that you will attempt in your quest of insanity.
>No, I won't call a coward that
You must be the Great Plains of Humor, because so many jokes fly over you.
>But nobody around him would have known that
Ask Hestia, Athena, and Artemis for clarification on that. But anyway, this stems from the fact that the Christian god is seen as complete, there's no other half to be married with. The whole point of women in abrahamic faith is to cure Adam's loneliness, because of unmet need. Just replace the entire thing with Dionysus, less headaches.
>I'm not and I have no intention of starting.
You were 'offering' to graft a penis just a while ago. Where are you getting a penis from? It's an obvious conclusion you sick fuck.
>believe in yourself
Stop gaslighting.
>she just wants your cum
No, no she doesn't that would be easy for her to do. Like seriously, just mount the bullhorn and go wild, she doesn't seem like person to respect 'consent'. No, this is a much more insidious type of torment. She smells a virgin and has to torment it endlessly so I swear to some type of ridiculous contract of 'true love' and then she reincarnates me as one of those hooded snakeman shadow things, that does contracting for her. She's just using her sex appeal to force into this! It's pressganging!
>yandere
Kamidere is the term you're looking.
>help others
Pahahahahahahahaha
>Just talk to vampires bro.
>Explore a realm full of parasites.
>Try to vampirize a spiritual black hole.
>Play youtube videos to annoy her.
>a few minutes of typing
It's the act of the ritual that binds you, not the sustenance of it.
>putting up a fight
Literally what do you think I'm doing? I making her sound like this bratty dragon princess! But all she has to do is flash a smile, and I am back in this hell.
>femdom
She wants 16-hours of daily worship, not sex, just worship.
>nonsensical claim
Only one pump chumps brag about their performance online.