My fellow converts, I'm about to spook you big time. Slither hither...

For the last three months, we've uncovered untold amounts of information about Roy, including some new pictures -- but we have never been able to uncover brand new footage. It's been the same clips from Bob Monkhouse, Laughter Show, the Schweppes commercial, etc.

However, based on a post on cookdandbombd (and a few articles online), we were led to believe that Roy had appearances on other programs as well, such as Chas and Dave's Knees-Up ep 1.2, a performance at the Miss Gibraltar 1973 pageant, and so on. None of this footage has been found...

...Until now.

Among these listed shows, was Roy's alleged appearance on The Main Attraction S01E03 (1983). Now, remember picrel, the image we found on IMDb? It was supposedly from this episode. I have emerged from the depths of various stinky Russian filesharing websites with a golden biccine: the first as-of-yet unseen performance by Roy, from which the IMDb photo does indeed derive.

New jokes, slitherings and general weirdness abound:
>https://ok.ru/video/7109850040833
Skip to 4:20. I've also taken the dangerously unrelaxed effort to download this video through an even stinkier Russian website (used exclusively for downloading ok.ru videos, apparently), trimming the other 40 minutes of non-Roy garbage, and uploading the exceedingly good stuff here for posterity:
>https://files.catbox.moe/v501vo.mp4

Spook!