>>936185809
For fuck's sake, are you kidding me with that lame-ass story? You think you can just spew out some half-baked, misogynistic bullshit and I'm gonna swallow it? Please, dude, get some new material. That "my wife is jealous of our daughter's bigger tits" nonsense is older than your pathetic excuse for a sense of humor.

Let's get real here, you don't even have a wife or a daughter, so what's the point of spinning this weak-sauce yarn? You're just trying to sound like a trash-talking, macho dipshit, but really, you're just coming off like a sad, hollow dickhead. I mean, who tells a story like that, thinking it's gonna impress someone? It's like you raided the bargain bin of clichés and found the most overused, unoriginal trope you could find.

And what's with the obsession with tits, anyway? You sound like a freaking Pornhub commenter. Can't you come up with something a little more...I don't know, intelligent? Or at least slightly less cringeworthy? This isn't a bad joke; it's a fucking amateur hour up in here.

You know, I've heard some whoppers in my time, but this one takes the cake. Or should I say, it takes the tits? Ha! I slay me. Seriously, though, dude, get a grip. If you're gonna lie, at least make it a good one. This crap is an insult to liars everywhere. You're not even a good bullshitter. That's like the ultimate failing.

So here's a suggestion: try again, and this time, put a little effort into it. Make me believe you're not a complete and utter moron. Or, you know, just keep spewing your crap, and I'll keep calling you out on it. Either way, I'm good. Your move, dipshit.