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6/15/2025, 11:03:14 PM
>You know, Patricia, with my Skullgirl powers I can easily incinerate a pile of human remains in under a minute! But based off my knowledge on today's funeral homes, cremation furnaces can take more than a few more hours to fully incinerate a body to ash -- and that's not even counting the time to heat the furnace to such a temperature! But Vitale Medici was on TV wiping his eyes about how his ancestors were burned alive in giant pits! Unless they had a Skullgirl running around, it seems like a massive cremation like that just wouldn't be feasible.
>Stolen some more money out of the Medici vaults, huh, Patricia? You ever wonder why we use dollar bills instead of coins? It's almost as if the Medici bankers steal all the real wealth like gold, silver, and theonite and print this paper money -- printed for free, mind you -- and loan us this worthless paper at interest! If you let me burn some of this cash, I'd save 100 families from being entangled in Lorenzo's money-grabbing clutches.
>I don't really appreciate people saying gigans are bad. Mr. Hilgard was the sweetest, most gentlest man I ever met! If people hate gigans so much, they should look into whose ancestors opened the gates to Canopolis 300 years ago to allow the gigan armies to invade! Here's a hint: it starts with M and ends with edici
>Stolen some more money out of the Medici vaults, huh, Patricia? You ever wonder why we use dollar bills instead of coins? It's almost as if the Medici bankers steal all the real wealth like gold, silver, and theonite and print this paper money -- printed for free, mind you -- and loan us this worthless paper at interest! If you let me burn some of this cash, I'd save 100 families from being entangled in Lorenzo's money-grabbing clutches.
>I don't really appreciate people saying gigans are bad. Mr. Hilgard was the sweetest, most gentlest man I ever met! If people hate gigans so much, they should look into whose ancestors opened the gates to Canopolis 300 years ago to allow the gigan armies to invade! Here's a hint: it starts with M and ends with edici
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