...stomach rumbles, will you be there to slurp his slop?

Someone call the poolice!
We got a clogga' at large!
I'm not just talking about the logs either...

*prffffftftftftftfttttttt* *silence* *grunt* *brrrRRRRrrrrrrrrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF* “dinner is served!”