>>512238282
ok morons. Learn a basic fence.
Pic is related.
45° to the danger, arms about shoulder height, one foot back about shoulder width. Lead with your off hand.
Smile.
Every martial art on the planet will teach you something just like this. This stops you getting sucker punched. It stops you just falling over. When someone throws a punch at you, your flinch response will block it without you even knowing what is happening.