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COME ON, AKANE!! PERFORM!! PERFORM THAT KUDAN MONOLOGUE LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO!!
I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT MASTERFUL DELIVERY IN FRONT OF A FRENCH AUDIENCE!!
“SACRE BLEU!” THEY’LL SAY! “QUELLE ACTRICE! QUELLE ARTISTE!”
I CAN SEE IT NOW — A STANDING OVATION AT THE PARIS RAKUGO EXCHANGE PROGRAM...
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what
What… is that
WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING?!
smashes laptop showing a leaked livestream of Akane bent over in a high-rise apartment in Marseille while some dreadlocked dude yells “OUI OUI MOTHERFUCKER”
TEN RAKUGO MASTERS-A-SCREAMING—THAT’S NOT A FAN MEETUP!!!
THAT'S NOT EVEN A STAGE!! THAT’S A HOTEL ROOM WITH IKEA FURNITURE!!!
AKANE YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO FRANCE TO STUDY UNDER A MASTER!!!
YOU SAID IT WAS FOR YOUR FATHER’S LEGACY!!!
WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!! WE WATCHED KATSURA BUNSHI CLIPS TOGETHER!!!
YOU EVEN HAD A FUCKING FRENCH-JAPANESE DICTIONARY FOR RAKUGO TERMS!!!
WHY THE HELL IS THERE A GUY IN TIMBS CALLING YOU “MA CHÉRIE” WHILE YOU’RE STRADDLING HIM TO LIL BABY?!
YOU SAID I WAS JUST A “SUPPORTING ROLE” — A STABLE, KIND, HOMETOWN FAN WHO’D CHEER YOU ON!!!
NOW I’M A FUCKING JOKE IN THE ENTIRE SHIN’UCHI SIMP DISCORD!!!
EVEN ARAKAWA IS POSTING “L” REACTS UNDER MY MESSAGES!!!
I KNITTED YOU A YUKATA SASH THAT SAID “FUTURE SHIN’UCHI” AND YOU LEFT IT IN A GARE DU NORD TRASHCAN!!!
I THOUGHT I WAS HELPING YOU BUILD YOUR ARTISTRY!! I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR QUIET, FAITHFUL ROCK!!
AND YOU’RE OUT HERE GETTING CLAPPED TO “ASTROWORLD”?!?
GREAT YAKUMO’S GHOST!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
GIVE ME THAT PASSPORT — I’M FLYING TO FRANCE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! I’M GONNA — I’M GONNA... no... I can’t... she’s still smiling in that video...
SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY... SHE’S NEVER SMILED AT MY SETS LIKE THAT...
I AM SUCH A FUCKING FAILED SHIN'UCHI SIMP!!!