>ASL
33/Male/NOVA area Virginia

>Physical description
Unfortunately very similar to Elon Musk from the neck up
6 ft 2 will post proof
Blonde and freckled

>Interests

Hobbies: Gundam kits, hiking, baking, swimming, gardening, Gaming, Chatting, Paranormal and occult stuff
Fandoms: Chiikawa, Pretty Derby, Jojo, DBZ, Yakuza, Creepcast, Epic: The Musical, Alien Stage
Multiplayer Games: Dead By Daylight, Hunt: Showdown, Outlast Trials (Open to trying new games.)

>Looking for

Honestly, people to do IRL stuff with, preferably. The area I live in is pretty snooty and hard to make connections at work. I'm also willing to just chat with people. Get an idea of areas I might wanna move to. My lease is up in a few months. Thinking about moving.

I like to talk to people daily. Send you stupid jokes or ask you random questions. I'm also available most of the day, so I respond fairly quick when I can. I do puns and give Dad advice for free. I just ask that we talk about a wide variety of stuff. Otherwise, I'm charging hourly for therapy.


>Not looking for
Anything Sexual from a man/ex man
Skitzos
Meanies
Minors
Anyone who ghost for days
Complainers
My dedicated /soc/ stalker
Feds
Pedos or dog fuckers
beggers

>Contact

Discord
absolute.unit.731