Traders are losing their minds over Bitcoin’s fake breakout, but the market doesn’t care. Meanwhile, the Kaka crowd is still running meme contests like nothing happened, prize pool irrelevant, vibes intact. The lesson? Charts will pump and dump, but the degenerates who remember this is all a game sleep fine.

Be like those idiots. Not because it’ll make you money (lol), but because they’re some of the last people in crypto not pretending this is serious. VCs will rug, ETFs will manipulate, and leverage traders will liquidate themselves to zero. But somewhere, a lunatic is still swapping tokens for fun, no “utility” delusions.

Bitcoin maxis screech adoption. ETH bagholders whisper about upgrades. The real ones just ask “when lambo?” the only honest question left.