>>938115066
Kermit the Frog is the most overrated green sock in pop culture history. Let’s be real — the guy looks like a half-melted bath toy with ping-pong balls for eyes and the emotional stability of a wet tissue. He’s out here acting like the moral compass of the Muppets, but spends most of his time whining, flailing his arms like a malfunctioning inflatable tube man, and getting emotionally steamrolled by a pig in pearls. And that voice? It's like if anxiety had vocal cords. Don’t even try to call him wise — every time he opens his mouth, it’s either some vague "it's not easy being green" nonsense or a drawn-out sigh like he's the only one dealing with existential dread. Bro, you’re a puppet. Made of felt. Chill. He plays the banjo like he’s trying to summon inner peace, but all he does is make everyone around him more neurotic. At the end of the day, Kermit’s not a leader — he’s a passive-aggressive amphibian trying to hold together a group of chaotic weirdos, and honestly, he's not even doing that well.