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8/6/2025, 4:22:37 PM
>Hmm, we all know men have zero standards and they'll play female characters even if they're trash, so we don't need to pay attention to balancing them
>But in order to make players pick up male characters, they need to be completely broken.
>That way we can achieve a balanced playrate across all the characters.
>Fukuhara-san the new userate statistics are in. Grimnir is ranked 33rd in GM/Master queue.
>GODAMMIT DIDN'T I SAY TO BUFF GRIMNIR WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING
>But Grimnir is already very strong-
>YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK IT. WILNAS IS OUT NEXT YEAH? THIS TIME I'M TAKING DIRECT CONTROL
>*Dev noises*
>Give him a dp.
>But sir he's a big body with massive buttons and specials who can oppress almost all of the cast with his neutral and-
>DID I FUCKING STUTTER I SAID GIVE HIM A DP
>O-Ok... Since his buttons are massive, we should make them on the slower side like standard big body design-
>Nah fuck that, 8f 2m and make it a low too
>Make it hit across the screen too
>But in order to make players pick up male characters, they need to be completely broken.
>That way we can achieve a balanced playrate across all the characters.
>Fukuhara-san the new userate statistics are in. Grimnir is ranked 33rd in GM/Master queue.
>GODAMMIT DIDN'T I SAY TO BUFF GRIMNIR WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING
>But Grimnir is already very strong-
>YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK IT. WILNAS IS OUT NEXT YEAH? THIS TIME I'M TAKING DIRECT CONTROL
>*Dev noises*
>Give him a dp.
>But sir he's a big body with massive buttons and specials who can oppress almost all of the cast with his neutral and-
>DID I FUCKING STUTTER I SAID GIVE HIM A DP
>O-Ok... Since his buttons are massive, we should make them on the slower side like standard big body design-
>Nah fuck that, 8f 2m and make it a low too
>Make it hit across the screen too
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