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Anonymous /vg/530967006#530979806
7/12/2025, 10:26:54 PM
>>530972249
>Be Snaust
>Magical Snail of Knowledge
>Hear a despairing cry in the distance
>Sally forth at maximum snail speed
>Asks what the emergency is
>The person doesn't know a thing
>Consult Snaust's vast array of Snaily knowledge
>Tell the unfortunate soul the knowledge they lack so dearly
>Another day saved by Snaust
>Time passes
>More and more people educated by Snaust
>Snaust feels pride at Snaust's work
>Until everyone else knows all the things Snaust knows
>No one is calling Snaust for help now
>No one asking Snaust for her Snaily wisdom
>No one there for Snaust to educate anymore
>Life starts to lose all meaning for Snaust
>If... if no one asks Snaust for answers anymore...
>...what even is the point of it all?
>If there is no ignorance and lack of knowledge to vanquish, then why is Snaust even trying anymore?
>For Snaust to teach someone a thing Snaust knows, there needs to be a person that doesn't know what Snaust knows
>For Snaust's holy mission to continue, there needs to be an anti-Snaust, a being of supreme ignorance
>Something that sucks up knowledge and spreads anti-wisdom to everyone at all times
>Only then can Snaust continue spreading what Snaust knows forever more

>Be Queen of Snaustred
>Call Don Bee on the emergency number Snaust promised not to use unless it's a true emergency
>Tell the Bee that Snaust has a job offer for them