>DOOD I'm a heckin adulting 20-something and I SAID GOOD MORNING to the OLD LADY across the street AND, get this, AND, I, LITERALLY, also, gave the HOMELESS GUY, 2$ man, 2 WHOLE DOLLARS, not to mention that I also KEPT THE DOOR OPEN FOR A GUY IN MY APARTMENT BUILDING!
>THERE'S A STAAAAAARMAAAAAAAAN WAITING IN THE SKYYYYYYYY HE'D LOVE TO COME AND MEET US BUT HE'S TOO PUNKROCKING FOR OUR MIIIIIIIIIIINDS
>God, I just feel so KIND due to my HOPEMAXXXING!
>THANK YOU SUPERMAN!
I want to believe that these are all shills and bots, because the idea of such "people" existing terrifies me.