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Reminder: The following is what the WWE presented as objective reality occurring within the realm of our physical universe just over a year ago
>Somewhere in Texas Mark Calloway is sitting on his couch watching Peacock.
>Hollywood Rock shows up at HIS SHOW trying to screw the son of Dusty Rhodes out of the title.
>His neck veins starts to bulge and quiver
>Michelle looks up from across the room
>Little lap dogs start barking
>"Mark, is everything...
>Mark raises his arms and his eyes roll back into his skull
>"Anail Natural, Dorthnei Diednei"
>The power to the whole block flickers and is cut.
>A deep, bass heavy funeral gong rattles the Dale Earnheart plates in the corner curio cabinet and Mark's WWE hall of fame ring begins spinning without explanation.
>When the lights come back on Mark is gone from his spot on the davenport, with an indentation where his ass once sat.
>Michelle gawks in amazement as she witnesses her husband appear on the television now seemingly live in Philadelphia hundreds of miles away...