ideal wife:

Flat tits, black hair, black eyed, brown, soft skin, long haired, racially pure, teen, virgin, appealing brown vagina, no body hair, beautiful, can cook, rich, wants kids, racist especially towards chinks, hooks and jeets, asexual, shy, no tattoos or piercings, pagan, submissive, has never travelled abroad, has never used drugs, doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, looks like a child (legal)