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>"Husbando why is there a dragon outside?"
It's mating season and they keep mistaking you for a dragon girl because of how the new perchance generates you, you look like a dragon girl
>"...Should I let him suck some tiddy?"
Goa do not breasfeed the wild dragons through the window they take massive dragon sized shits on the lawn
>"Husbando I scared them off by ripping off a head from one of them"
Well that works