My dad once came home early from work, because he saw some P51 Mustangs flying up in the air, and figured there was an airshow going on. When he said, "let's fucking go." I was all like, "let me put my shoes on papa." He said, "fuck that shit. When I was your age, I only had one pair of shoes for church. Every otherday I walked around barefoot. Let's fucking go you little faggot." Good thing I listened, because when we got there, the Blue Angels were just taking off. Anyway, shoes are a new thing to civilization.