-I know what I want!

Who the hell are you?

-Kaiser. You patched me up

behind that tank in France.

- What tank?

- I was the one that liked your book, Zab!

Yeah, baby face. Yeah, so, what do

you want? What do you wanna do?

-I want a big, zaftig girl...

-stick her plump butt against

-an ice-cold window...

Yeah?

-And just hold it there.

What are you gonna do

with a frozen butt?

-Thaw it out!

From "The Big Red One'