So let me get this straight about spamton:

>was a nobody
>became a genuine big shot thanks to the phone person
>something fell through because of tenna pressuring him
>spamton, in desperation, began praying to SOMETHING in queen's basement
>this led to spamton getting turned into a puppet strung up on "guitar strings", and getting corrupted.
>supposedly switches to monochrome and yellow/purple FRIEND glasses to try to sneak into the queen's mansion.
>desperately wants to cut the strings, so he recruits (you) to go back into queens basement and get him a heavenly body that can allow him to challenge "the big one" and become a god
>plan obviously doesn't work, you beat the shit out of him and he becomes an item.

Anons I don't think this looks good for december not being a bad guy.