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7/21/2025, 12:05:46 PM
>>510954940
>wake up on memory-foam mattress because springs were banned after last year’s “Slink-Assault”
>mattress is bolted to memory-foam floor so I can’t tear it up and garrote a copper with the elastic
>try to open memory-foam door
>toaster is a padded cloth pouch with a hair-dryer inside, takes 47 minutes
>butter comes in a squeezable pouch labelled “I Can’t Believe It’s Not A Weapon”
HHHHHAHHAHAHAHA
>wake up on memory-foam mattress because springs were banned after last year’s “Slink-Assault”
>mattress is bolted to memory-foam floor so I can’t tear it up and garrote a copper with the elastic
>try to open memory-foam door
>toaster is a padded cloth pouch with a hair-dryer inside, takes 47 minutes
>butter comes in a squeezable pouch labelled “I Can’t Believe It’s Not A Weapon”
HHHHHAHHAHAHAHA
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