Forgive me here, but I'm gonna come out here like Billy Tree-Dick and slap you right across the face with it. We're all engines firing out of the gates headed to the bullseye. You seem like an all engines firing kind of guy. I'm gonna call you Raptorchild.

Take a look at this, Raptorchild, Designed in 2021 and engineered through into 2023, rolled onto market in February 2024. We call this model the Peacock Mk II. PUA Magazine's Player's Gold Choice Hairpiece 2 years and running. (2024,2025) You're gonna need a certain gusto to pull this one off, I'm not gonna lie to you. You gotta come out like Billy Tree-Dick and slap them in the face with it, Raptorchild. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking it's ridiculous, but just keep it in the back of your mind. Save the photo to your phone. Set it as your background for a couple days. Just like your dick in a ten dollar whorehouse you're gonna find it growing on you.