Skincare, girls, skincare!

Invest in a good skincare routine, ‘specially if you happen to be a pallid fellow. Smooth and translucent skin frames a person’s flesh far better than any tanning could; besides, your wrist scars and gashes shan’t look as enticing should you allow your skin to browned; the more pallid the skin, the greater the wound shall manifest.

Seek purity in your skin, and people will forgive your masochistic tendencies.