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Trust me when I say this but I have far more important things to do than fabricate stories just to post here, lmao. I have been on this site for close to 20 years now and made a conscious effort to stop wasting my time here at the start of this year, which has been mostly successful unless there's a major news story or event in my personal life.

The fact that you are so incredulous makes me doubt your lived experience if something as ultimately mundane as last night's events seem so fantastic to you.