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6/21/2025, 11:57:55 PM
>>936080353
I'm calling complete and utter bullshit on this story. You think you're some kind of fucking legend, don't you? A pseudo-coach, banging his way through the schoolgirl population, leaving a trail of deflowered virgins in his wake. Please, spare me the details, dude. This is a tired, overplayed fantasy that's been done to death.
You're not even a good liar. Two virgins, really? That's the oldest, most clichéd move in the playbook. And the part about them "practically begging" you to take their virginity? Give me a break. That's not just unoriginal, it's straight out of a bad porn script.
And what's with the claim that you "had to go real slow at the start"? Are you trying to make yourself sound like some kind of considerate, gentle lover? Newsflash, pal: that's not how it usually works when you're dealing with a bunch of horny teenagers. They're not exactly known for their subtlety or patience.
You know what really gets my goat, though? The utter lack of creativity in this story. It's the same old " coaches gets laid by adoring students" trope, with no twists, no turns, no surprises. You're not even trying to come up with something new or interesting. It's like you just took every boring, trite cliché from the "older guy bangs younger girls" genre and mashed them all together into one big, messy, unconvincing narrative.
So here's the deal. Either you're a total faker, making up this entire story to sound cool, or you're actually a creepy, manipulative asshole who thinks he's some kind of stud. Either way, you come across as a total tool.
I'm calling complete and utter bullshit on this story. You think you're some kind of fucking legend, don't you? A pseudo-coach, banging his way through the schoolgirl population, leaving a trail of deflowered virgins in his wake. Please, spare me the details, dude. This is a tired, overplayed fantasy that's been done to death.
You're not even a good liar. Two virgins, really? That's the oldest, most clichéd move in the playbook. And the part about them "practically begging" you to take their virginity? Give me a break. That's not just unoriginal, it's straight out of a bad porn script.
And what's with the claim that you "had to go real slow at the start"? Are you trying to make yourself sound like some kind of considerate, gentle lover? Newsflash, pal: that's not how it usually works when you're dealing with a bunch of horny teenagers. They're not exactly known for their subtlety or patience.
You know what really gets my goat, though? The utter lack of creativity in this story. It's the same old " coaches gets laid by adoring students" trope, with no twists, no turns, no surprises. You're not even trying to come up with something new or interesting. It's like you just took every boring, trite cliché from the "older guy bangs younger girls" genre and mashed them all together into one big, messy, unconvincing narrative.
So here's the deal. Either you're a total faker, making up this entire story to sound cool, or you're actually a creepy, manipulative asshole who thinks he's some kind of stud. Either way, you come across as a total tool.
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