Only the good dye young

I'm screaming
About Corey, of course

Now there is no one left to figure out how much things cost

Now no one is left to figure out how much things cost.. unless u go to heven

A pond with that many piranhas can skeletonize a pawn broker in as little as 45 seconds, as we saw on today's tragic episode of pawn wars

I can't believe he was crushed by Felix Baumgartner who was falling from the edge of space at greater than the speed of sound

I heard that when the floods washed away the pawn store God picked up cory and put him safely in heven

Well this is a nice looking antique harp, solid gold too. These are usually made for angles to play, not like the accordions and bagpipes they have in hell. You can see the logo on it, seems to have been made by God. I gotta say, I hardly ever saw an instrument this nice back in the mortal realm. I can give you fifty bucks for it, final offer.

Perhaps he was simply attracted to heven, like a manget

Why is cory has dyed? Why why

Oh my god, I was trying to pull corey off that cliff but he had a 19th century anvil in his other hand that was used to make horseshoes during the American Civil War. As my grip failed, his last words before falling into that river of lava were "I can do fifty bucks for this, but no less. I've got a shop to run."

A golden harp made here in heaven? Best I can do is $50.