>>537976419
>been envying him lately
Never doubt me, stupid gweilo.
Nigland was a necessary evil to filter out all those with weak spirit.
I mean, look at these giant bazookas
>>537975741
They are basically a safety hazard.
Those with faint heart would bleed from their nose till they die.

>In genshin Khaenrian people are cursed due to their sins and become hilichurls
>In real life Mormons believe black people have dark skin because of a curse placed upon them due to their cowardice in a pre-life spirit realm war thingie
Interesting..

>>536854527
Dawei will not allow blasphemous gooner trash in his trad christian game

Natlan>Fontaine>Summeru>Inazuma>Liyue>Mondstadt

Reminder: Every single enemy in 6.0 is a masterwork in fucking you over.
>Radiant furries
Instantly brick your entire team unless you have a healer. Oh you do have a healer? Good job, you just unbricked one character out of 4, enjoy spending a whole rotation on fixing the rest. Whoops haha the mob just reapplied the debuff, shoulda healed faster! Stay tuned though, a certain Hydro character will solve this problem very soon :^)
>Duck boss
Roll for sexbot or FUCK OFF.
>Landcruisers
Roll for sexbot or FUCK OFF.
>Shock Troopers
Roll for sexbot or FUCK OFF.
>Wild Hunt
Roll for 2 Nodkrainians or FUCK OFF.
>Crab
Better get BLOOOOOMING or FUCK OFF.
>Frostnight horses
Roll for Nodkrainians or have fun bringing an extra DPS that gets bricked as soon as the shield is down. Oh by the way you're not stupid enough to think there will be only one horse per stage, right? Different elements too by the way.
TL;DR you WILL roll for shiny new characters or you will be completely locked out of all endgame. As you should you broke gweilo.

>>535693000
payback for the century of humilation gweilo

>>535558402
filters are for homos
and there would be literally nothing left even if i did use them

Reminder: Every single enemy in 6.0 is a masterwork in fucking you over.
>Radiant furries
Instantly brick your entire team unless you have a healer. Oh you do have a healer? Good job, you just unbricked one character out of 4, enjoy spending a whole rotation on fixing the rest. Whoops haha the mob just reapplied the debuff, shoulda healed faster! Stay tuned though, a certain Hydro character will solve this problem very soon :^)
>Duck boss
Roll for sexbot or FUCK OFF.
>Landcruisers
Roll for sexbot or FUCK OFF.
>Shock Troopers
Roll for sexbot or FUCK OFF.
>Wild Hunt
Roll for 2 Nodkrainians or FUCK OFF.
>Crab
Better get BLOOOOOMING or FUCK OFF.
>Frostnight horses
Roll for Nodkrainians or have fun bringing an extra DPS that gets bricked as soon as the shield is down. Oh by the way you're not stupid enough to think there will be only one horse per stage, right? Different elements too by the way.
TL;DR you WILL roll for shiny new characters or you will be completely locked out of all endgame. As you should you broke gweilo.

>>535056778
We will do none of those things and you will continue setting aside 180 pulls for each useless 1.X brick and 2.X that you want unless you want to risk losing your guarantee when the banners change

>>534825872
>I don't give a fuck about the cool new kits and reactions we're getting in Nodkrai because they can all get bricked for some bullshit reason at any time
You WILL roll for NewCharacter#21 with NewGimmick#14 to deal with NewBoss#9

Reminder: Every single enemy in 6.0 is a masterwork in fucking you over.
>Radiant furries
Instantly brick your entire team unless you have a healer. Oh you do have a healer? Good job, you just unbricked one character out of 4, enjoy spending a whole rotation on fixing the rest. Whoops haha the mob just reapplied the debuff, shoulda healed faster! Stay tuned though, a certain Hydro character will solve this problem very soon :^)
>Duck boss
Roll for sexbot or FUCK OFF.
>Landcruisers
Roll for sexbot or FUCK OFF.
>Shock Troopers
Roll for sexbot or FUCK OFF.
>Wild Hunt
Roll for 2 Nodkrainians or FUCK OFF.
>Crab
Better get BLOOOOOMING or FUCK OFF.
>Frostnight horses
Roll for Nodkrainians or have fun bringing an extra DPS that gets bricked as soon as the shield is down. Oh by the way you're not stupid enough to think there will be only one horse per stage, right? Different elements too by the way.
TL;DR you WILL roll for shiny new characters or you will be completely locked out of all endgame. As you should you broke gweilo.

>>534597668
If that's the case then surely you will have no trouble rolling for both Lauma and Flins in the next patch? You NEED them to have a comfortable time in both Nod-Krai's surface world and in the exhilarating endgame encounters!

Reminder: Every single enemy in 6.0 is a masterwork in fucking you over.
>Radiant furries
Instantly brick your entire team unless you have a healer. Oh you do have a healer? Good job, you just unbricked one character out of 4, enjoy spending a whole rotation on fixing the rest. Whoops haha the mob just reapplied the debuff, shoulda healed faster! Stay tuned though, a certain Hydro character will solve this problem very soon :^)
>Duck boss
Roll for sexbot or FUCK OFF.
>Landcruisers
Roll for sexbot or FUCK OFF.
>Shock Troopers
Roll for sexbot or FUCK OFF.
>Wild Hunt
Roll for 2 Nodkrainians or FUCK OFF.
>Crab
Better get BLOOOOOMING or FUCK OFF.
>Frostnight horses
Roll for Nodkrainians or have fun bringing an extra DPS that gets bricked as soon as the shield is down. Oh by the way you're not stupid enough to think there will be only one horse per stage, right? Different elements too by the way.
TL;DR you WILL roll for shiny new characters or you will be completely locked out of all endgame. As you should you broke gweilo.

You know what no maps means? That's right, no exploration gems!
Thankfully we have some brand new endgame modes that we can reallocate some of the usual event gems to! Don't you suddenly want to swipe your credit card so you can obtain the latest character and clear the combat game modes for two or three extra rolls per patch?

>flops is a flop
>floprin is a brick
>flopka is a standard flop and a brick
You rike?

>another beta update?
>hmm...
>give nod-krai units another billion buffs

>>532141901
Mihoyo is a massive, international multi billion dollar megacorporation. They employ tens of thousands of employees. They spend millions on marketing and data analytics every month. They have people making six figure salaries trying to determine what sells and what doesn't. And these people have determined that Mihoyo as a company would profit more from releasing Dahlia in his present turbobrick state than from releasing Capitano.

>>531862224
Mihoyo is a massive, international multi billion dollar megacorporation. They employ tens of thousands of employees. They spend millions on marketing and data analytics every month. They have people making six figure salaries trying to determine what sells and what doesn't. And these people have determined that Mihoyo as a company would profit more from releasing Dahlia in his present turbobrick state than from releasing Capitano.

>>531432158
Not to worry, the top-up bonus will reset soon! You're willing to support your old friend, Dawei, right?

>>531325759
I'm going to use Ayaka and Kinich+Emilie actually.

>>531208826
Should've rolled for constellations, gweilo

>>530691618
Mihoyo is a massive, international multi billion dollar megacorporation. They employ tens of thousands of employees. They spend millions on marketing and data analytics every month. They have people making six figure salaries trying to determine what sells and what doesn't. And these people have determined that Mihoyo as a company would profit more from releasing Dahlia than from releasing Capitano.

>>527670685
>Top-up bonus in 5.7
You spent a full year saving up 100 dollars?
Fraudulent fan; you are no true customer. Your contributions mean NOTHING if you aren't ready to go into debt every month.