>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria
>Wake up in a field somewhere
>Derpy finds you while she's derping around
>Brings you to her home
>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her friend
>She shares her muffins with you
>Even gives you a hug

>Fast forward some months
>You're married and she's pregnant
>The memory of your old life fades like a dream
>You look into her loving eyes and see a beautiful mare
>This is your life now