tick tock, faggot, hurry up and man up, pay those taxes, get those promotions, perform those humiliation rituals
every year you waste adds another few hundred fuckings and suckings to your wife's history
>inb4 that's ok bro it's only 1-5 penises, it's the magical number, 1 is a prime number (lol)
Okay, but what if after she gets tenderized by 1 dude 1000 times she gets a new bf and that guy does the same? Maybe that'll finally ick you out? No? Ok.