You are MARCO ROHNI. You silently curse GOD for your lame ass parents choosing a name that would be the mockery of every school you attended. Your particular nickname took some time to get out of your classmates' mouths, but it also never really disappeared. You pray you never meet your fellow highschool alumni.

Thankfully, no one online has to know your name. The name you use to chat on internet relay chat rooms is MQuester. You don't know why you chose it, but you forsee a swath of forced meta references.

You have a variety of SKILLS. You have MODERATE LUCK currently, with a bonus in CHARISMA and VIGILANCE. You take a look at your STATBLOCK.

VITALS......
HP: 9/9 (Excellent)
LUCK: 5 (Moderate)
STATS......
ACROBATICS: 1
BRAWN: 1
CHARISMA: 2
VIGILANCE: 2
INTELLIGENCE: 5 (Decent)
PROSPERITY: -2 (Bad)
SKILLS......
- Bowling (Moderate)
- Tech Deck (Excellent)
- Google SEO (Decent)

Ah, it looks like the old boy you were talking to is done arguing with his mother. Time for another riveting conversation... (1/2)