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"Oh, hey Jared."
"'Hey Jared?' What the fuck happened? You got the shit knocked out of you on purpose? You scared me half to death!"
"Sorry, man. I wasn't expecting that to happen. You're not gonna count that as my break, are you? That didn't count." Jared's face scrunches up, clearly offended.
"Man, fuck you. I was actually worried about you, motherfucker," he spits as he turns to leave. "You're cleaning all that blood up. If we fail next week's inspection because of you, I'm gonna fuck you up."
The restaurant is silent for a while.
"So?" The psychic kid suddenly makes his presence known again. "How did it go?"
>HONEST. I don't know if your vision is 100% accurate.
>DISSIMULATE. Wow, you were totally right!
>PREVARICATE. I can't really remember.
>BEAT HIM UP. Let me return the favor...
>IGNORE HIM. Is that weird injury guy still online? You should show him all the blood you spat out.
>WRITE-IN.