>>150621287
My socks didn't get me anything. I got my dad a heap of chocolate. 2 Cadbury milk chocolate things, a mint chocolate biscuit packet, some ferrero rochers which he might choke to death on (and they cost me $20), and a chocolate big M.

he likes chocolate, which makes me laugh, cause I bet when he eats a ton of it, his shits come out like candle wax and the nurses at his nursing home have to deal with the crayon shits in his ass when they wipe