I hope you waifu cheats on you and then you find out later you weren't the father anyway and then she leaves you even though you still love her and i also hope then you get into an accident and then i hope because of complications with the accident you slowly go the way of christopher reeves and then you develop brain cancer and because you choose to take chemotherapy you lose all your hair and you are aware of your sad miserable existence but atleast you will be comforted that your entire family died before you.